psl: immortals vs vampires

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

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[bitethehandthatfeeds]

You're welcome.

I'm going to chase you out of the house for a little while later, so you've got an hour or so to take a nap or bury yourself face-first back in Hogwarts.

[rebornagain]

Where will I be chased?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

There's a park not too far from here.

[rebornagain]

Well, all right.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ kind of chuckles at the lukewarm reaction ]

I tend to spend a lot of time outdoors, so you're going to have to come with me at least some of the time...

[rebornagain]

You didn't seem the type.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

What, because of the books?

[rebornagain]

Partly, I'm sure.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ shrugs ]

We tend to collect a lot of stuff. I'm not sure whether it's a territorial thing or just a consequence of living for a while.

[ or, you know, having two bookworm boyfriends ]

[rebornagain]

It's nice you haven't gotten bored.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

I don't know, I'm busy enough that I wouldn't say no to being bored more often.

[rebornagain]

I meant tired of things, I think.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

...Yeah, I know. I'm not anywhere near old enough to start worrying about that yet, really, so I try not to.

[rebornagain]

...How old are you, anyway?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Like I'm telling you that after you called me an old man.

[rebornagain]

I won't tease too much.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

You won't tease too much in the same way I'm actually twenty-two.

[rebornagain]

Well I mean, the amount won't change regardless of your actual age.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ sighs!! ]

I'm under a century. That's as much as you're getting.

[rebornagain]

So you're actually pretty young, I take it.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Practically your age, as far as vampires go.

[ ...that's a bit of an exaggeration, but not by much. ]

[rebornagain]

Sure you are.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

"Elderly" for a vampire is somewhere in their thousands, two hundred or so is "young adult." You know basic math, right?

[rebornagain]

There's no way it translates that directly.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Not when we're much older than that, no, but it's more or less right for when we're young.