psl: immortals vs vampires

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

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[rebornagain]

You didn't seem the type.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

What, because of the books?

[rebornagain]

Partly, I'm sure.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ shrugs ]

We tend to collect a lot of stuff. I'm not sure whether it's a territorial thing or just a consequence of living for a while.

[ or, you know, having two bookworm boyfriends ]

[rebornagain]

It's nice you haven't gotten bored.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

I don't know, I'm busy enough that I wouldn't say no to being bored more often.

[rebornagain]

I meant tired of things, I think.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

...Yeah, I know. I'm not anywhere near old enough to start worrying about that yet, really, so I try not to.

[rebornagain]

...How old are you, anyway?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Like I'm telling you that after you called me an old man.

[rebornagain]

I won't tease too much.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

You won't tease too much in the same way I'm actually twenty-two.

[rebornagain]

Well I mean, the amount won't change regardless of your actual age.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

[ sighs!! ]

I'm under a century. That's as much as you're getting.

[rebornagain]

So you're actually pretty young, I take it.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Practically your age, as far as vampires go.

[ ...that's a bit of an exaggeration, but not by much. ]

[rebornagain]

Sure you are.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

"Elderly" for a vampire is somewhere in their thousands, two hundred or so is "young adult." You know basic math, right?

[rebornagain]

There's no way it translates that directly.

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Not when we're much older than that, no, but it's more or less right for when we're young.

[rebornagain]

Should I call you a kid instead of old?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

Only if you promise to do it at least once in front of Rinne whenever she decides to come over and squint at you.

[rebornagain]

And which one is Rinne?

[bitethehandthatfeeds]

She's the one who should get most of the credit for dealing with the guy who had you and the other kids. She likes to drop by unannounced to keep me on my toes; if a woman wearing two cows or so worth of leather and the kind of expression that would scare babies shows up, that's her.

[rebornagain]

So does her expression scare you often?